hedghawg71
Button Buck
"Disciple of Doom"
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Post by hedghawg71 on Dec 28, 2008 21:46:21 GMT -5
Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be screwed if he needed glasses."
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Post by Buckskin Billy on Dec 28, 2008 23:55:37 GMT -5
thats a good one there. ;D
so where have you been hiding old pard?
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hedghawg71
Button Buck
"Disciple of Doom"
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Post by hedghawg71 on Dec 29, 2008 19:22:32 GMT -5
On our other "Redhead Step Child" forum Mod Militia that everybody seems to have forgotten and a few others here and there. Hell, the spambots don't even visit! Anyways all is good here.
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Post by phoenix1967 on Jan 4, 2009 20:07:08 GMT -5
Lil Johny was pulling his lil red wagon one day, when he got it stuck in the mud. Lil johny tugged and pulled, trying to free it from it's muddy trap. Becoming angry, lil Johny started shouting a stream of colorful obscenities. A passing priest heard the commotion and wandered over to talk to little Johny. "You should not curse like that lil Johny, God can hear you!" Lil Johny asked the priest, "Is God here?" The priest stood up very straight and pronounced that God was everywhere, and in all things. Lil Johny thought for a moment, and asked "Is god in my lil red wagon?" the priest replied, " Yes Johny, he's even in your lil red wagon." Lil Johny looked the priest dead in the eye and said "Tell him to get out and push!"
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hedghawg71
Button Buck
"Disciple of Doom"
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Post by hedghawg71 on Jan 4, 2009 21:26:22 GMT -5
I like that one! ;D
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Post by Buckskin Billy on Jan 4, 2009 22:08:05 GMT -5
;D
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