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Post by caretaker on Jun 22, 2008 10:19:24 GMT -5
1: you take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree 2:you can entertain yourself for more than an houe with a fly swatter 3:you burn your yard rather than mow it. 4:the salvation army declines your mattress 5: you think fast food is hitting a deer at 70 mph. 6: you offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don`t want it. 7:you come back from the dump with more than you took 8:you keep a can of raid on the kitchen table 9:your grandmother has ammo on her Christmas list 10:you think a subdivision is part of a math problem 11:you consider your lisence plate personalized becouse your brother made it. 12:you have a complete set of salad bowls, with fitting lids, and they say coolwhip on the side. 13: the biggest city you`ve ever been in is Walmart 14:your working tv sits on top of your broken tv. 15:you think a quarterhorse is a ride in front of Kmart 16: you`ve used a toliet brush as a back scratcher 17:you`ve used your ironing board as a buffet table18 18 you wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. 19: your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell 20 you have used a rag for a gas cap
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Post by Buckskin Billy on Jun 22, 2008 12:10:42 GMT -5
oh lord, i've done at least 18 of those on the the list
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Post by Cody ( The Patriot ) on Jun 22, 2008 17:57:18 GMT -5
Well I aint never took a siphon hose to show and tell
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