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Post by brainsoft on Aug 4, 2008 16:57:33 GMT -5
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 25 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 22-YEAR-OLD GAL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS." MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 22-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN: A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV. AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES!
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Post by Cody ( The Patriot ) on Aug 4, 2008 21:11:57 GMT -5
I like my 50 year old girl .We dont fight and argue and have lots of fun but there is truth in those words my first younger wife left me with less than that and mega dept to boot . Cody
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Post by jkingrph on Sept 4, 2008 20:18:23 GMT -5
I'll keep my 65 year old young lady. We have never faced such a crisis and do not forsee such. I just cannot imagine another for me. Stll, it's good humor.
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